tell me why;
never can say goodbye...


heathermorris:

welcome back lisa rinna. i’ve missed you so much since your family packed their bagsloaded them in your mouth and skipped town. i can’t tell you how many times i’ve wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle but couldn’t find anyone to suck the lid off the jar. i assume you’ve been working as a baby polisher where young mothers place their infant’s head in your mouth to get back that newborn shine. so glad you’re back. i haven’t seen a smile that big since a claymation abominable snowman got his teeth pulled by that little gay elf dentist.


  1. soannieareyouok reblogged this from riversmorris
  2. notragedynopoetry reblogged this from heathermorris
  3. waitwasthatsupposedtobelesbian reblogged this from heathermorris
  4. riveracuddles reblogged this from heathermorris
  5. thelionsblaze reblogged this from riverstreet
  6. uonlylive-once reblogged this from riverstreet
  7. rnaya reblogged this from riverstreet
  8. everyoneshouldbetheirownidol reblogged this from heathermorris
  9. mothermonstergagaweather reblogged this from riverstreet
  10. santana-britts reblogged this from riverstreet
  11. fierce-femme-phenomenal reblogged this from riverstreet
  12. finntanaqueen reblogged this from heathermorris
  13. welcome-to-centralperk reblogged this from achele-fireandice
  14. smytherry reblogged this from heathermorris
  15. achele-fireandice reblogged this from heathermorris
  16. heathermorris reblogged this from heathermorris
  17. whooptyfrickindoo reblogged this from riversmorris
  18. i-will-be-your-mockingjay reblogged this from peetamellaark
  19. eyes-dilate reblogged this from riversmorris
  20. ilookhotandsmart reblogged this from heathermorris
  21. cainegelofmusic reblogged this from whatthehellisthishwords
  22. whatthehellisthishwords reblogged this from heathermorris
  23. sparklyballofspontaneity reblogged this from samchord
  24. hpgleegirl reblogged this from riverstreet
  25. alltheurlswerealreadytaken reblogged this from heathermorris
  26. imtash reblogged this from heathermorris
  27. it-was-midnight reblogged this from heathermorris
  28. penguinenvy reblogged this from protegomaxima
  29. slutfortelevision reblogged this from heathermorris
  30. hummellopez reblogged this from riverstreet
  31. sayvon reblogged this from protegomaxima
  32. 5everlovingyou reblogged this from protegomaxima
  33. british-mockingjay reblogged this from dunphyluke
  34. herandmelikebirdsandbees reblogged this from riversmorris